eye in the sky

I'm out shopping today for sunscreen to use on my hypo-allergenic beeauutiful baby. I've got a couple of recommendations on products that 'might' work. In the drugstore I found one of the products, and I also found the price on this 4 oz tube of sunscreen. I don't know why this product that contains way less components than a regular sunscreen costs more? Anyway I got to thinking that this product might not even be something that my baby can use so why buy it before i know? So I very sneakely looked up and down the aisle. no one was around. popped open tube and some squirted out and i dropped it. I momentarily froze thinking "this is it this is the moment when 'they' catch me and i'm on the news local mom caught stealing sunscreen while attempting to apply a dot to her childs cheek." how lame. Anyway. nobody came running around the corner so i applied my dot and continued to look for the other product. couldn't find it so i found a sales associate to help me locate it. We find it and this lady won't go away so i can do a spot of this product on the other cheek there by completing my allergy skin test. so i say to her, "well it's a lot of money for just sunscreen that might not work so i don't know if i wanna buy it. I mean i can't return it opened. (this one was sealed)." at which point she takes a step closer to me and replies, " well as long as you don't return it COMPLETELY empty I'm sure it's fine." with a sly smile on her face. so i guess security wasn't watching me from the eagle eye in the sky doin my spot test. they have bigger fish to fry.